OK, here is a break from all the Coronavirus news. Just for marketers...
Q: Why couldn’t the marketer sell his baking equipment?
A: He had a leaky funnel.
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite content format?
A: WebinARRR! Preferably one that’s B2Sea.
Q: Why can’t the marketer go see live musicals anymore?
A: He keeps trying to capture the leads.
Q: What do you call a cow with a blog post stamped on its skin?
A: Branded content!
Q: Did you hear about the new tactic where you co-create content with ill celebrities?
A: It’s called influenza marketing. It’s really going viral.
Did you hear about the marketer who imitates celebrities? He’s quite the bargain. He only charges per thousand impressions.
Q: Knock, knock!
A: Who’s there?
Q: A/B testing!
A: A/B testing, who?
Q: Would this joke be funnier if it were about screwing in a light bulb?
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