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OK, here is a break from all the Coronavirus news. Just for marketers...

Q: Why couldn’t the marketer sell his baking equipment?

A: He had a leaky funnel.

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Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite content format?

A: WebinARRR! Preferably one that’s B2Sea.

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Q: Why can’t the marketer go see live musicals anymore?

A: He keeps trying to capture the leads.

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Q: What do you call a cow with a blog post stamped on its skin?

A: Branded content!

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1: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m very rich. Marry me!”

That’s Direct Marketing

2: You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.”

That’s Advertising

3: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say, “Hi, I’m very...