OK, here is a break from all the Coronavirus news. Just for marketers...
Q: Why couldn’t the marketer sell his baking equipment?
A: He had a leaky funnel.
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite content format?
A: WebinARRR! Preferably one that’s B2Sea.
Q: Why can’t the marketer go see live musicals anymore?
A: He keeps trying to capture the leads.
Q: What do you call a cow with a blog post stamped on its skin?
A: Branded content!
1: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m very rich. Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing
2: You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.”
3: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say, “Hi, I’m very...